Donald T. (T for Tits) here, this is an outrage & an absolute injustice! I have done more for the this country than any other president, & now I'm locked up in this cell? Not to mention being locked up with this gentleman here, Jamie Knox who I'm sharing a cell with. Wait�just a minute now, you can't just grab me by my pussy like that! Oh well, I guess you can! Please just be gentle, I've never had one of my African American voters up my ass before. You know, even a ex-president can get used to this!